The Sneaky Slinking Swoop is a ancient technique for napping with finesse. Developed by the secretive Society of Expert Nappers (SEN), this technique requires a delicate balance of stealth, strategy, and the right amount of catnapping.
By mastering the Sneaky Slinking Swoop, you'll be able to sneak past your coworkers, evade your spouse, and snag the perfect nap in the most unlikely of places: the office supply closet, the bathroom, or even atop a precarious pile of boxes.
Don your best 'I'm not napping' face. Practice your 'I'm just resting my eyes' voice.